《Party of the Two Parts 》作者：- William Tenn【EPUB】

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Party of the Two Parts William Tenn GALACTOGRAM FROM STELLAR SERGEANT O-DIK-VEH, COMMANDER OF OUTLYING PATROL OFFICE 1OO1625, TO HEADQUARTERS DESK SERGEANT HOY-VEH-CHALT, GA?LACTIC PATROL HEADQUARTERS ON VEGA XXI-(PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS TO BE TRANS?MITTED AS PERSONAL, NOT OFFICIAL, MESSAGE AND AS SUCH WILL BE CHARGED THE USUAL HYPERSPACE RATES) My Dear Hoy: I am deeply sorry to trouble you again, but, Hoy, am I in a jam! Once more, it's not something that I did wrong, but something I didn't do right-what the Old One is sure to wheeze is "a patent dereliction of obvious duty." And since I'm positive he'll be just as confused as I, once the prisoners I'm sending on by slow light-transport arrive (when he reads the official report that I drew up and am transmitting with them, I can see him dropping an even dozen of his jaws), I can only hope that this advance message will give you enough time to consult the best legal minds in Vegan Headquarters and get some sort of solution worked out. If there's any kind of solution available by the time he reads my report, the Old One won't be nearly as angry at my dumping the problem on his lap. But I have an uneasy, persistent fear that Headquarters is going to get as snarled up in this one as my own office. If it does, the Old One is likely to remember what happened in Out?lying Patrol Office 1001625 the last time-and then, Hoy, you will be short one spore-cousin. It's a dirty business all around, a real dirty business