《Outpost Pirate Queen With the Big Bazooms 》作者： - Mike Resnick【EPUB】

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The Pirate Queen With the Big Bazooms This all took place about eight years ago said Hurricane Smith. I had just escaped from theprison planet of Bastille where Id been unfairly incarcerated for what were loosely termedcrimes against God and Nature and Id made up my mind to clear out of the Monarchy and seekmy fortune on the Outer Frontier. Id docked at Samovar Station just beyond Terwilligers Belt and was having a drink in thebar while they were enriching my ships atomic pile when I heard a commotion coming from oneof the corridors leading to the inner offices. Naturally I got up to see what was happeningand as I stepped out of the bar the most gorgeous woman Id ever seen came running up to me.Remember: I hadnt seen you yet my dear. She was wearing thigh-high boots and a tiny little g-string and a bra that barely contained herphenomenal bosom and her hair was long and wild. She had a knife tucked in each boot. Therewas a screecher strapped to her thigh. She had a burner in one hand and a blaster in the otherand she was firing at a bunch of soldiers so I knew with a single glance that she was a PirateQueen. Help me she gasped and everything